What is Goggans?
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An American living in Canada and is almost considered an outcast considering he is used to his common american culture. Instead of Hockey he loves Football, drives in a shitty car, and loves the color green. He is confused about his orientation. He tries to get girls but fails miserably.
Man, I could have scored with that chick but I didn't ...
You're such a Goggans...
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When a man squeezes his balls so that the scrotum bunches up slightly and takes on the appearance, shape, and texture of brains.
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The unfortunate but hilarious consequence of having sex with a woman less than six weeks after a C-Section, resulting in the penis stabb..
