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Hot bod and a nightmare of face.
Implying you would befoul her...if you could stand to look above her shoulders...or were simply drun..
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To have your butthole stretched open at least 6" in diameter.
That fool was goatsified...
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A prostitute who will go to any means to acheive extreme prostitution, as in the limits of the mountain.
Your girlfriend is such a moun..