Goggles Edit Meaning

1.

They do nothing!

2.

Something you put on figuratively when you go to a place with very low quality women for an extended period of time. The goggles change the apparent attractiveness of the women based on a relative scale, sort of like a curve on a test. So if a 6 is the best around, she starts looking like a 10 and a 4 will start looking like a 7 or 8. A girl who at first appears tore up from the floor upwill eventually improve to nothing to write home aboutas the goggles set in. It's an altered state of perception.

When Will first came to UC-Berkeleyand saw all the nappy-dreaded hippie beast women the school had to offer, he thought he'd never find anything to beat up. But eventually, after the goggles finally took effect, he found himself bringing home a new swamp donkeyevery night and loving every minute of it.

See Nick D

3.

Placing your scrotum over an unsuspecting person's eyes, making it seem as if they are wearing goggles.

Angela was passed out drunk last night, so I pulled out my sack and gave her goggles.

4.

The verb meaning of goggles is the action of making the traditional "glasses" shape with your hands, putting that shape over your eyes and shouting, GOGGLES!, in a high pitched voice, usually used as a derogatory term towards someone who may be wearing spectacles, usually out of a car window in fear of receiving a consequence from the target.

LOOK .. ROWC ...GET HIM!!

*Hangs Out The WIndow*

GOGGLESSSSSSSS!

See glasses, specs, nerd, geek

5.

an insult aimed at those whom wear spectacles.

You have massive goggles, you speccy prick!

See specs, glasses, spectacles, goggles

6.

Cumming on a girls (closed) eyes only for a facial.

She didn't want me to bust in her mouth, so I just gave her goggles.

See cumshot, facial, cum, ejaculation, facefuck

7.

Any form of glasses or shades.

Those some crazy ass goggles you sportin