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Food poisoning acquired from eating contaminated fake meat.
I was puking all night. I bet it was that nasty-ass six-month-old soymanel..
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1.An authority figure who rarely or never visits the place he rules, but instead leaves his cruel underlings to terrorize his subjects. ..
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Various states of irony in close succession.
Man, the ironicities of the past week have proceeded to blow my mind...