What is Go-gurt?
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Slang for semen. Pasty white sticky substance that comes from a tube. 'grab and jerk than squeeze and slurp'
Oh shiz-nit your go-gurt just shot in my eye!
You just go-gurted on my pillow, jackass!
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when the women puts the open end of the condom in her mouth and pushes the semen out of the rubber with her hand into her mouth.
"hey babe, when i'm done do you want my go-gurt?"
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Placing ones penis on a girls face so it rests straight down the bridge of her nose.
Lay down with your head off the side of the bed so..
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(glyph). A vampire sperm smiley.
A: Quick, cover your neck! Look out for that sperm!
B: Huh? What sperm?
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