What is Go-gurt?
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Slang for semen. Pasty white sticky substance that comes from a tube. 'grab and jerk than squeeze and slurp'
Oh shiz-nit your go-gurt just shot in my eye!
You just go-gurted on my pillow, jackass!
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when the women puts the open end of the condom in her mouth and pushes the semen out of the rubber with her hand into her mouth.
"hey babe, when i'm done do you want my go-gurt?"
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The act of consuming a solid and liquid simultaneously. neither eating or drinking.
James made a hearty soup to depoghinate yesterday. ..
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a dildo in the shape of a crucifix
I found a jackhammer jesus in Kelly's pillowcase..