What is Gogurt?
1.
To give or receive oral sex while driving a motor vehicle.
Yeah, she gave me gogurt on the way over here!
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2.
when some bitch slurps your cum out of the condom after it has been used, as if she were eating a gogurt.
one time i was fucking this bitch and she pulled a gogurt. that shit was cool.
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to empty the semen inside a condom on a girl's face
Dudebro 1: Dudebro, she just milked my bacon with a condom on!
Dudebro 2: It feels great, man! Did you gogurt on that girl's face afterwards?!
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4.
A yogurt that can only be consumed by squeezing it through a tube on a skateboard.
Yo doodz dis Gogurt is xtreme.
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5.
is a product produced by bacterial fermentation of copius amounts of seminal fluids. Fermentation of the citric acid, free amino acids, fructose, potassium, and zinc which acts on the protein to give gogurt its texture and its characteristic tang.
Another great treat is the ever so popular "gogurt tubes". Freeze em and give em to the kids!
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- fuck a bitch wearing a condom
-ejaculate into said condom
-maintaining the integrity of the load, remove condom
-feed partner contents of condom by squeezing from one end of the condom (like a gogurt) to the next into her mouth
-for creativity, use flavored condoms or lubricants
-contents may be saved for the next partner
gogurt, its the natural yogurt "to go"
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