What is Goiker?
1.
an obstuse wenis that dangles 2 inches below the elbow. commonly seen on fat asses that don't keep their wenis in tip top shape. this is a very unfortunate sight to see. ask anyone, they will tell you the same.
holy moly kerrie, would you get a look at that goiker!!
person #2: oh my gosh, that goiker looks like a saggy nipple.
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2.
1. A slang word used to describe an individual who thrives on creating or intensifying drama within a group.
-Can also be used as a verb -> goik, goiking, goiked
2. Can also mean "jacked up". (goik)
1. After not being invited to the theatre Saturday evening, Cathy was acting as a goiker by double-crossing her friends who did not invite her, spreading gossip and lies.
Cathy was goiking for the rest of the week.
2. Matilda was goiked last night at the club.
-OR-
Felicia was upset at the restaurant when they were out of french vanilla cappuccino. She explained, "Stupid b*tch, I want my cappuccino. This is f*ing goik!"
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