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A masturbatory fantasy about a celebrity you could probably shag in real life such as any of the actresses from " Hollyoaks "
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A well used and spacious minge
"dont go near betty down the road ive heard she has a fanny like a bucket"
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A question used to indicate the belief that a woman's hair is dyed. "Carpet" being the pubic hair and "drapes" ..