Going Commando

What is Going Commando?


1.

Not wearing any underpants

Im goin commando today!

2.

If a person is 'going commando', they are not wearing any underwear.

It is called 'going commando' because of an old practice in the army, where, so you didn't shit your underwear in battle, you didn't wear any - and therefore could boast that you didn't shit your pants.

Also a known cure for vpl.

"I'm gonna wear those really tight shorts and go commando to show off my bulge."

3.

Wearing no underwear.

Young children usually go commando after urinating themselves.

4.

1. Wearing pants without boxers.

2. The coolest video game ever! Also called Ratchet & Clank 2. (The name is a joke)

1. I don't have any clean boxers left, so I guess I'll be going commando today.

2. I want to play Ratchet & Clank 2: Going Commando NOW because it's the best game ever!

5.

*To masturbate.

*A type of military operation and technique involving a solo commando unit.

*To not wear underwear (the reason for this really revolves around the fact that commando missions are so intense that you supposedly shit your pants...thus if you don't wear underwear during a commando mission, you basically test yourself in the attempt to ensure that you don't crap yourself during the mission).

SOMEONE : "Looks like Dave's goin' commando today!"

ME (in camoflauge & aviator shades) : "Hey, I'm wearing underwear today."

See Dave

6.

1. To fuck a woman without a condom

1. Dude, she was hot for it last night, but I didn't have a rubberso I had to go commando

See jorge


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