Going To The Bureau

What is Going To The Bureau?

1.

Leaving your office early, under the pretense that you're traveling to another facility ("the bureau") to continue working.....when in reality, you're leaving to go home; presumably to eat cake and admire your front butt.

Ed: Are you going with us to Starbucks today at 2:30?

Mark: No, I'm going to the bureau here in a little bit. I've got a lot of work to catch up on.

Ed: Right. (Makes Air Jerk motion)

See front butt, air jerk, fupa, lazy, slacker
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