What is Goink?
1.
To place both your balls in a partners mouth, then repeatedly slap their nose with your tumescent penis in a vigorous manner, preferably whilst waving your other arm in the air.
-Last night I was with a real slut, she let me goink the hell out of her.
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2.
Derived from the witnessing of actions of the severly mentally handicapped. Word is often accompanied with both arms in motion, hands clasped with only the index fingers extended, right arm pointed upward and left arm pointed to center of body. Meaning is: that is dumb or they, you or I am dumb.
As a Verb: He goinks at the driver for not taking his turn at the stop sign.
As a Noun: Lewis is such a freaking Goink.
As an Interjection: That was stupid, GOINK!
I should know, I made up the word goink. All other definitions are not as applicable, GOINK!
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3.
A person normally found wearing cheap £4 denim jeans (usually from primark) and a black band tshirt. Hair is normally unkempt and there is a rugged bum fluff esque beard.If lucky, a goink may also be seen wearing a denim jacket. Footwear is always either brown shoes or hi-tech trainers that you can buy for about £5.
Ah man that guy is such a goink,
Look at that goink in the led zepplin tshirt
Only goinks would wear something as unstylish as that
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4.
The part of your finger above your knuckles, and below your first joint. It's about an inch long.
"Do you have hair on your goink?"
"Can I suck on your goink?"
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5.
Verb. To have sex; to have sex with. Basically, a synonym for
"I can't believe you two finally goinked!" -- Mell in Narbonic
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6.
A name used to discribe a small, cute thing, animal, child, etc.
After looking at the striped tiger kitten, the girl exclaimed, "What a cute, little goink!"
7.
To be confused in a moment of importance and not realize what you say.
"Damn, I got goinked when my turn came around that I just said the first thing that came to my mind and humiliated myself"
