Goiter Edit Meaning

1.

an inflammation of the thyroid glands causing a funny-ass balloon thing on people's necks

When the goiter was busted, the juice fed the land.

Macr 9: 27-29

2.

a boob on someones neck

i'm gonna tattoo a nipple on my goiter

3.

Typically a female housemate who without cause upsets fellow housemates with constant whinging. The goiter is always the victim regardless of consequence. A goiter lives in a constant state of depression and solitude, their depression is compounded by intercourse with as many as 1 to 2 randomsevery weekend in her search for love. A female goiter enjoys detailing in graphic detail to female housemates vaginal problems postcoital with said randoms. Partying with a goiter should be avoided at all costs for fear of ruining your own fun.

"Oh my god, she is such a goiter!", "Fucking goiter!", "Goiter!"

4.

a little more cushion for the pushin' on the neck. frequents bass players who quit bands and then have nothing to do for awhile. so they work at hardware stores and accumulate the neck mass. but no matter how big the goiter gets, we still love them forever.

"Did you just see him?"

"Yeah. Looks like he's got a goiter.Gross."

"Good. More goiter love for me."

See bass, hoodies

5.

A disease caused by IODINE deficiency! Iodine is NOT a vitamin. It is an element found in salt and seawater. Dumbass.

See haha

6.

a random lump of fat and extra skin that does belong wherever it is found. gross

Chris: dude, look at that huge goiter. i could make friends with it

See fat, lard, chode, ewwww, gross

7.

Goiter can also be caused by eating soyand soy-based foods like tofu.

If more people realized that humans are supposed to eat meat in addition to vegetables, goiter wouldn't be a significant problem.

See pre-med student