What is Golance?
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A combination of the words "go" and "lance" in reference to the great Lance Armstrong that when said together sound like one word, especially after screaming it 93856.8 times while watching coverage of the Tour de France. Unfortunately, Lance has retired, but we can still say "Golance" for everything he has done for cancer research and the sport of cycling.
Lance Armstrong just passed Jan Ullrich in the time trial!GOLANCE!
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To teabag a member of the same sex. Sometimes confused with Yangle-Duffing, when horny 9-year olds rape hillary duff.
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One who is compelled to touch feces of all kinds, sometimes squishing it between their fingers.
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