What is Golborne?
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A back water town located 5 miles North of Wigan and 5 miles South East of Warrington. Surrounded on all sides by numerous council estates. Easily recognisable by the overwhelming concentration of Take-Aways and Pubs. Local dialect is a mix of Wiganer and Leigher.
Person 1: Ey-up cock, how's it gooin? Person 2: Its goin't alreet, still living in't Golborne ghetto
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Someone who has spent at least 913489545 hours in a tanning bed, and has acquired an unearthly citrus glow.
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