Gold Bond

What is Gold Bond?

A wondrous substance used primarily for testicular stimulation despite the purpose printed on the bottle (it's just a cover-up).

Do you wanna throw on some gold bond? It feels like a thousand angels blowing on your balls.

Vagisil, but for men.

Gold Bond is God's gift to man.

See gold bond, vagisil, happiness, men, crotch rot

a golden breathmint for your balls

i had a serious case of the swampnuts until i threw some gold bond down my shorts

See gold bond, goldbond, swampnuts, swamp nuts, swampy

A.s.t.c.

1. Stands for "All Sluts Take Cock". An acronym for remembering the trignometric circle. Billy: Sir, I don't remember which..

Jskie

1. A long, wet fart. Especially in a public situation. Man, did someone just do a Jskie? See Matthew..

Klinda

1. man/woman on late night chat rooms. worthy of love and respect "hey im klinda" "HOE" "DONT DISRESPECT SHE/H..

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