What is Gold Bond?
1.
A wondrous substance used primarily for testicular stimulation despite the purpose printed on the bottle (it's just a cover-up).
Do you wanna throw on some gold bond? It feels like a thousand angels blowing on your balls.
2.
Vagisil, but for men.
Gold Bond is God's gift to man.
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3.
a golden breathmint for your balls
i had a serious case of the swampnuts until i threw some gold bond down my shorts
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