Gold Bond

What is Gold Bond?

A wondrous substance used primarily for testicular stimulation despite the purpose printed on the bottle (it's just a cover-up).

Do you wanna throw on some gold bond? It feels like a thousand angels blowing on your balls.

Vagisil, but for men.

Gold Bond is God's gift to man.

See gold bond, vagisil, happiness, men, crotch rot

a golden breathmint for your balls

i had a serious case of the swampnuts until i threw some gold bond down my shorts

See gold bond, goldbond, swampnuts, swamp nuts, swampy

Egotarian

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Lamel

1. A slang term for the scrotum. The foreskin is also known as "the lag" and the scrotum is alternatively known as "wally&q..

Rage Rhino

1. Someone who is far too pissed of for their own good. They usually have a reputation for being pissed too often. Man, that person is su..

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