Gold Bond

What is Gold Bond?

A wondrous substance used primarily for testicular stimulation despite the purpose printed on the bottle (it's just a cover-up).

Do you wanna throw on some gold bond? It feels like a thousand angels blowing on your balls.

Vagisil, but for men.

Gold Bond is God's gift to man.

See gold bond, vagisil, happiness, men, crotch rot

a golden breathmint for your balls

i had a serious case of the swampnuts until i threw some gold bond down my shorts

See gold bond, goldbond, swampnuts, swamp nuts, swampy

Naknik

1. One who doesn't have Courage to hit on girls and a loser. Naknik A. see a fine girl and doesn't hit on her. See Cornholio..

W00k

1. A very dirty hippie often smelling of patchouli and body odor. Wooks will almost always have natty dreadlocks and a full beard. They usu..

Dutch Fork

1. A sexual position involving horizontal levitation and a large amount of hashish. I dutch forked that hoe. All night long. See sex, for..

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