Gold Bond

What is Gold Bond?

A wondrous substance used primarily for testicular stimulation despite the purpose printed on the bottle (it's just a cover-up).

Do you wanna throw on some gold bond? It feels like a thousand angels blowing on your balls.

Vagisil, but for men.

Gold Bond is God's gift to man.

See gold bond, vagisil, happiness, men, crotch rot

a golden breathmint for your balls

i had a serious case of the swampnuts until i threw some gold bond down my shorts

See gold bond, goldbond, swampnuts, swamp nuts, swampy

Lefteri

1. le-ftery n. incredibly witty, intelligent, caring yet cheesy, foolish man. typically with light-colored eyes and dark hair of greek de..

Lmfaotn

1. laughing my fucking ass off thanks nonsense It's when people post funny and nonsense things on face book, twitter and myspace. Thi..

Longboys

1. When you're fuckin a girl, you pull out your dick almost all the way - SLOWLY - teasing her and making her thirsty for you to bring..

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