Gold Bond

What is Gold Bond?

A wondrous substance used primarily for testicular stimulation despite the purpose printed on the bottle (it's just a cover-up).

Do you wanna throw on some gold bond? It feels like a thousand angels blowing on your balls.

Vagisil, but for men.

Gold Bond is God's gift to man.

See gold bond, vagisil, happiness, men, crotch rot

a golden breathmint for your balls

i had a serious case of the swampnuts until i threw some gold bond down my shorts

See gold bond, goldbond, swampnuts, swamp nuts, swampy

Manky Bitch

1. when a girl is not only a stuck up bitch, but is also disgustingly ugly and or stinks like an old man's crotch. or just in general,..

Pimp Limp

1. when walking, every time you step there is a limp with one leg or thy other, while at the same time dipping the same shoulder. Must hav..

Velleity

1. 1) a mild desire, a wish or urge too slight to lead to action 2) volition in its weakest form I always display the utmost velleity tow..

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