Gold Bond

What is Gold Bond?

A wondrous substance used primarily for testicular stimulation despite the purpose printed on the bottle (it's just a cover-up).

Do you wanna throw on some gold bond? It feels like a thousand angels blowing on your balls.

Vagisil, but for men.

Gold Bond is God's gift to man.

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a golden breathmint for your balls

i had a serious case of the swampnuts until i threw some gold bond down my shorts

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Beerthday

1. The day someone turns old enough to legally drink. Yeah, it's Jon's Beerthday today. I hear he is gonna get totally drunk. S..

W.a.f.n.g.m.o.o.h.

1. What a F'in Nightmare - get me out of here Cryptic acronym. She wrote on her notepad while the meeting dragged on....W.A.F.N.G.M...

2 Business Card Flirtations

1. When presenting TWO business cards to a woman- or member of the opposite sex- this means that that person is interested in a relationshi..

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