Gold Bond

What is Gold Bond?

A wondrous substance used primarily for testicular stimulation despite the purpose printed on the bottle (it's just a cover-up).

Do you wanna throw on some gold bond? It feels like a thousand angels blowing on your balls.

Vagisil, but for men.

Gold Bond is God's gift to man.

See gold bond, vagisil, happiness, men, crotch rot

a golden breathmint for your balls

i had a serious case of the swampnuts until i threw some gold bond down my shorts

See gold bond, goldbond, swampnuts, swamp nuts, swampy

Dr. R.n.h

1. one of the evil sciencetist behind the making of the nargy and the mayo maker also none as R.T.G or the dumbass that cant die..

Zerachiel

1. A fallen Angel who has a very morbid mind and would rape others to make them slowly go insane. A disturbing fuck. Never the less, he&ap..

Vegetarianian

1. A person who eats only vegetarians. Dude: Do you eat meat? Other Dude: Yes, I'm a vegetarianian. Dude: You mean vegetarian? Oth..

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