Gold Bond

What is Gold Bond?

A wondrous substance used primarily for testicular stimulation despite the purpose printed on the bottle (it's just a cover-up).

Do you wanna throw on some gold bond? It feels like a thousand angels blowing on your balls.

Vagisil, but for men.

Gold Bond is God's gift to man.

See gold bond, vagisil, happiness, men, crotch rot

a golden breathmint for your balls

i had a serious case of the swampnuts until i threw some gold bond down my shorts

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