Gold Bond

What is Gold Bond?

A wondrous substance used primarily for testicular stimulation despite the purpose printed on the bottle (it's just a cover-up).

Do you wanna throw on some gold bond? It feels like a thousand angels blowing on your balls.

Vagisil, but for men.

Gold Bond is God's gift to man.

See gold bond, vagisil, happiness, men, crotch rot

a golden breathmint for your balls

i had a serious case of the swampnuts until i threw some gold bond down my shorts

See gold bond, goldbond, swampnuts, swamp nuts, swampy

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Autoexec.bat

1. 1) Computer file used during boot. 2) Male genitalia. "Dude, you don't wanna go around fucking with your AUTOEXEC.BAT!!"..

Cwtch

1. Welsh word for an affectionate hug. There's no literal English translation, but its nearest equivlent is "safe place". So..

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