Gold Bond

What is Gold Bond?

A wondrous substance used primarily for testicular stimulation despite the purpose printed on the bottle (it's just a cover-up).

Do you wanna throw on some gold bond? It feels like a thousand angels blowing on your balls.

Vagisil, but for men.

Gold Bond is God's gift to man.

See gold bond, vagisil, happiness, men, crotch rot

a golden breathmint for your balls

i had a serious case of the swampnuts until i threw some gold bond down my shorts

See gold bond, goldbond, swampnuts, swamp nuts, swampy

Minical

1. A miniature international incident. David and Courtney don't know what a minical is? What uninformed plebians. See ut, austin, po..

Unlike

1. Taking back your approval of something that's been said or done, or something posted online. This term originates from Facebook, w..

Fanger Banger

1. 1: -Verb The act of finger fucking a female until she reaches orgasmor the act of her fingering her own vaginauntil she reaches orgasm ..

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