What is Gold Bond?
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A wondrous substance used primarily for testicular stimulation despite the purpose printed on the bottle (it's just a cover-up).
Do you wanna throw on some gold bond? It feels like a thousand angels blowing on your balls.
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Vagisil, but for men.
Gold Bond is God's gift to man.
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3.
a golden breathmint for your balls
i had a serious case of the swampnuts until i threw some gold bond down my shorts
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That turd you do that's so heavy it disappears round the u-bend under its own gravity without you having to flush it.
Antonym of u..
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One of the nicest towns in Westchester County, home to everyone from blue collar workers to CEOs. Has an amazing public school system.
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a person who likes to juice heads, or has been seen juicing a head
Damn, he's a head-juicer!
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