Gold Bond

What is Gold Bond?

A wondrous substance used primarily for testicular stimulation despite the purpose printed on the bottle (it's just a cover-up).

Do you wanna throw on some gold bond? It feels like a thousand angels blowing on your balls.

Vagisil, but for men.

Gold Bond is God's gift to man.

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a golden breathmint for your balls

i had a serious case of the swampnuts until i threw some gold bond down my shorts

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1. Pouring hot sauce down a womans vagina or asshole and then inserting your penis in either one. (the one which is filled with hot sauce.)..

Queership

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O'reilly Pirate Crew

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