Gold Digger Edit Meaning

1.

a person who goes out with you fo yo money

2.

See Anna Nicole Smith

A lot of people say she was a gold digger, but I think she really loved that 90-year old decrepit penis

3.

A girl that is only with a man because she wants his money; shell spend it on jewelery, clothes, psa treatments, etc. Once he goes broke she'll go for another man that is rich or just plain financialy stable.

p1: rass dis gyal mek me buy she wun expensive necklace and wun fancy meal

p2: oh skunt, den she wun gold digger

4.

A gold digger is basically a female who admires successful men as opposed to mediocre and unaccomplished men. She lives by the code "lack of money can't buy love and happiness" She is the exact opposite of a "ditch digger" (a female who chases poor males). Then there is the "silver digger" who chases middle-class males probably because she feels she can't compete on a higher level with the caliber of females who score accomplished men. Self esteem problem.

While some gold diggers are males... they are overwhelmingly females since older wealthy women can't birth children which is a major stumbling block and deterrent to male gold digging.

Plus gold digging doesn't work as well for males since males don't have the power to seduce that females have. All a female has to do to become rich is poke a lonely rich man in the belly and her bills are paid.

If a male pokes a rich woman in the belly out of the blue... there is a chance he is going to prison for being a creepy sexually assaulting pervert. Its dangerous for males to gold dig for the same reason its dangerous for males to flirt in the work place.

Females are "predator paraonoid". That is why most gold diggers are not males. In order for males to gold dig they must be "creepy predators:" first.

"Hahhaah look at successful nerd who worked hard with his life. He is now rich and successful and his trophy wife is nothing but a GOLD DIGGER! hahaha"-Jock and his trailer trash wife.

"Hahhaha. very funny Jock. I see you scored you a pasty faced trailer trashwoman. Spitting spitballs was very prosperous indeed I see. I can smell her from here. What a ditch digger."-Successful Nerd defending his sweet lover.

See girlfriend, lover, gold, digger

5.

A generally attractive person who seeks out relationships with sugar mommas or sugar daddyfor monetary gain. A gold digger can be a female or male. It is often a mutually opportunistic relationship: the rich person gets sex or companionship and the GD gets money.

A song by Kanye West featuring Jamie Foxx.

My friend Jessica is a total gold digger. She's sleeping with this middle aged executive and he buys he pays all her bills. She might as well be a street walker.

Jesssica: Did you see the video for gold digger?

Me: Yeah. I want that cute bra and tanga that the pretty video girl at the very end was wearing.

Jessica: Hmm. I wonder where they got it from.

See sugar momma, sugar mamma, sugar daddy, opportunist, prostitute, golddigger, prostitution, trophy

6.

Any woman who breaks up with one chronically broke and unemployed boyfriend and then goes on to date a less financially inept man at any point in her lifetime. Usually applied to said woman by the chronically broke and unemployed ex-boyfriend she just left and/or his equally broke and unemployed slacker friends.

"Yeah, she broke up with him when he flunked out of school and got fired from his job for smoking weed in the parking lot in the same week. Now she's dating a co-worker at her new job. What a gold digger that girl is!"

See woman, girl, whore, slut, golddigger, ho

7.

A bitch trying to weasel you out of your cheddar.

Dude, David's sister came in town just to screw and get money. That bitch is such a gold digger.

See gold digger, gold digga, weasal, Slimer