Gold N' Soft Edit Meaning

1. The feeling of a hot, serrated steak knife wedged up your asshole after a long, violent session of explosive diarrhea. I have the worst..

1. Alcoholic cocktail comprised of one shot of Bacardi rum, one shot of Malibu coconut rum, and topped up with sparkling lemonade. History..

1. Driving with the windows rolled down and heat turned up high in the dead of winter. While we were driving around town yelling at people..