Gold Watch

What is Gold Watch?


1.

Cockney rhyming sland for Scotch whisky

I'll have a gold watch and fisherman's daughter, mind the Vincent

2.

Origin London England: Bronchial discharge coughed up by a smoker usually on awakening.

He had been smoking 30 a day for over 20 years and as usually shortly after waking he coughed up a big shiny gold watch.

3.

euphemism for the imaginary round scorch mark burned on your pants after a particularly hot fart

"I believe, sir, that you may be wearing a gold watch in your pants"

or

'That's a proper gold watch, you gent!'

See gold, watch, fart, scorch, burn


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