What is Goldbloomin'?
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A creepy man at a bar/party/gala who stands to the side and who be giving yo chickens them freak nasty looks, as if to say "Ima steal yo chickens." Man may or may not resemble Jeff Goldblum
Man, we went to this bar the other night, and Mike was totally Goldbloomin'.
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