What is Goldbloomin'?
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A creepy man at a bar/party/gala who stands to the side and who be giving yo chickens them freak nasty looks, as if to say "Ima steal yo chickens." Man may or may not resemble Jeff Goldblum
Man, we went to this bar the other night, and Mike was totally Goldbloomin'.
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A dude who has been holding on to the same beer for so long, his knuckles are turning purple
Damn, Green Mike has been on that same bee..
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The only time that a boyfriend, girlfriend, or significant other mentions the person that they are involved with. They only complain abo..
