What is Goldbloomin'?
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A creepy man at a bar/party/gala who stands to the side and who be giving yo chickens them freak nasty looks, as if to say "Ima steal yo chickens." Man may or may not resemble Jeff Goldblum
Man, we went to this bar the other night, and Mike was totally Goldbloomin'.
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a thick piece of snot lodged in the upper quadrant of your right nostril,virtually untouchable by the human finger.
She caught me diggi..