What is Goldbloomin'?
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A creepy man at a bar/party/gala who stands to the side and who be giving yo chickens them freak nasty looks, as if to say "Ima steal yo chickens." Man may or may not resemble Jeff Goldblum
Man, we went to this bar the other night, and Mike was totally Goldbloomin'.
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The act of icy cold water splashing against your ass during defication.
That turd spellunked cold water up my asshole.
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The act of ..
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To Freeze a turd and use it as a dill doe in that special someone's vagina.
I squeezed off a fresh loaf and decided to use the old..
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Slang term for vagina.
After buying Sally an expensive dinner, she allowed me to see her heynannernanner.
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