What is Goldbond?
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A miracle powder that can best be described as "A tropical breeze on your nutsack!" The perfect cure for sweaty balls. However, recreational use is encouraged. Especially effective if applied immediatly after showering.
Its been such a bad day that all I want to do is go home, shower, and enjoy that nice tingle on my balls after I goldbond
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Term used to describe the implement that must have attacked someone of poor aesthetics. As in xxx got beat with the ugly stick.
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Profanity that is appropriate for only the worst situations in life.
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