Golden Alarm Clock

What is Golden Alarm Clock?

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This act can only occur when your lover or friend sleeps with thier mouth open. The person performing the loving golden alarm clock then procedes to urinate in thier lover/friend/random pick up's from the night before mouth. Good Morning!

"Sally Sue had a huge hangover and wouldn't wake up- so I gave her a golden alarm clock.... she won't be comming back from the bars with me ever again."

See golden, urinate, sex, wake up, urine
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