Golden Blumpkin

What is Golden Blumpkin?


1.

Acxidentaly peeing in the person giving the blumpkins mouth

Shit Sally Eric totally just gave me a golden blumpkin

See blumpkin, golden, suck, dick, pee

2.

To receive oral sex on the crapper while taking a deuce...upon completion, you finish off the filthy filthy whore of a slut with a nice shower of urine in her disease ridden oral cock holster. Don't forget to piss anywhere and everywhere else in her immediate vacinity. P.S. no flushing at any time!!!

Nobody can ever really experience what life has to offer until they receive the golden blumpkin from an old lady w/ no teeth. ; >O. Blame the thizz for this one...Thizz or Die....T.I.P. Love, Donkey

See blumpkin, thizz, blumkin, golden shower, cock holster

3.

When the dirty hoe giving a blumpkin cant keep her man hard and devours a spouting stream of spicy lemon juice instead succulent special sauce.

my shit went limp mid bj and Whoopi got herself a "golden blumpkin"

See golden shower, blumpkin, cock bidet, poopee

4.

Blumpkin To pee all over your lovers chest before you sit down to recieve your blumpkin.

With the accent of DR Evil from Austin Powers.

you dirty boy, I charge you one golden blumpkin for use of my "LAZER"

See blow, blow job, head, blumpkin, slanker


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