What is Golden Booger?
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noun.
An award for being the most boring. Like a Golden Globe, only much less entertaining.
So named for the anonymous little kid we've all seen who picks their nose when faced with a situation of sheer boredom.
"That history lecture deserved a Golden Booger."
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the uterus of a human female
Queen Elizabeth: Yet thou didst kill my children.
King Richard: But in your daughter's womb I bury ..