What is Golden Deciever?
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noun:
A blonde haired woman that looks young and attractive but, upon closer inpsection, is actually terribly ugly.
Derived from Golden Retriever Dog
As you walking along a street, you spot an attractive blonde from behind. When you see her face you realise she is old or ugly or both. You realise you have been decieved by a Golden Deciever!
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