Golden Doodle

What is Golden Doodle?


1.

A popular misconception is that a golden doodle is a hybrid dog breed. Actually, a golden doodle is when you are about to ejaculate but pee comes out instead. You may have learned in sex eduction that there is a sphincter muscle in the vas deferens or some shit that prevents such a thing from happening. But that's what a golden doodle is, it's the impossible becoming possible. It's going when you want to be coming.

I totally meant to ejacualte but I golden doodled all over the place instead. I was so embarrassed! She was just a hooker, but still…

See golden, shower, pee, ejaculate, mistake

2.

A cross between a Golden Retreiver and a Poodle, the Golden Doodle is often the beneficent of abuse.

Kate, are you abusing your Golden Doodle?


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