What is Golden Gate George Washinton Bridge?
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When you lie on your back between the chair and the ottoman and your lover straddles you and pees on you while reading the sunday new york times newspaper
I look forward to sundays when my baby delivers the golden gate bridge and a bagel with lox and cream cheese
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Being too lazy to wear a condom when having sex with a woman.
" Hey dude, jessica's pregnant and now we're expecting a k..
