What is Golden Gauntlets?
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1) A pair of magic gauntlets from the video game "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time"
2) When you take a piss while a chick is giving you a two-fisted handjob.
"The golden gauntlets are found in Ganon's Castle, and allow the wearer to lift really heavy stone pillars."
"I gave my girlfriend some golden gauntlets, and let me tell you, she was not pleased."
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