What is Golden Grape Nuts?
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When one sits down to take a shit and inevitably pisses in the water before the first turd hits. Then when the first turd does hit, it splashes cold piss water onto one's balls and they shrivel up to the size of grape nuts.
"Dude, I just took a mean shit and when that fucker plopped it gave me golden grape nuts!"
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