Golden Grape Nuts

What is Golden Grape Nuts?


1.

When one sits down to take a shit and inevitably pisses in the water before the first turd hits. Then when the first turd does hit, it splashes cold piss water onto one's balls and they shrivel up to the size of grape nuts.

"Dude, I just took a mean shit and when that fucker plopped it gave me golden grape nuts!"

See piss, balls, shit, golden shower, tea bag


26

Random Words:

1. A place where all is good and perfect. Everyone is overjoyed with their existance. See also utopianirvana w00tville is the coolest..
1. To verbally act suprised or to inform the other party that what they have said is a little out of the ordinary and unexpected David: &q..
1. homosexual male who likes to be dominated by several large black men; also enjoys fecal play. Oh, look, that loser cinnamon bear has no..