What is Golden Grape Nuts?
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When one sits down to take a shit and inevitably pisses in the water before the first turd hits. Then when the first turd does hit, it splashes cold piss water onto one's balls and they shrivel up to the size of grape nuts.
"Dude, I just took a mean shit and when that fucker plopped it gave me golden grape nuts!"
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When you use your annual season ticket travelcard to make pointless and unnecessary journeys just because you can.
The early stages of ..
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1)Someone who has far surpassed the level of just being called a douchebag or douchewagon.
2)An elite level of assholishness.
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