What is Golden Grape Nuts?
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When one sits down to take a shit and inevitably pisses in the water before the first turd hits. Then when the first turd does hit, it splashes cold piss water onto one's balls and they shrivel up to the size of grape nuts.
"Dude, I just took a mean shit and when that fucker plopped it gave me golden grape nuts!"
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Someone who inspects and cleans male genitals.
I'm going to see the cocknologist.
See cock..
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tryin to hook up wiht a cute girl, trying to get a bitch to suck your dick
yea dude, i was talking jaw wiht this bitch for like 30 mint..
