What is Golden Grape Nuts?
1.
When one sits down to take a shit and inevitably pisses in the water before the first turd hits. Then when the first turd does hit, it splashes cold piss water onto one's balls and they shrivel up to the size of grape nuts.
"Dude, I just took a mean shit and when that fucker plopped it gave me golden grape nuts!"
See
Random Words:
1.
If a woman's nipples are very large & dark, they are often referred to as burger nipples. They are not considered attractive, a..
1.
Simply put, a sex euphemism.
(Phone rings)
(Phone rings)
(Phone rings)
A:WHAT?!
B:What're you up to?
A:Making kool aid with m..
