What is Golden Grape Nuts?
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When one sits down to take a shit and inevitably pisses in the water before the first turd hits. Then when the first turd does hit, it splashes cold piss water onto one's balls and they shrivel up to the size of grape nuts.
"Dude, I just took a mean shit and when that fucker plopped it gave me golden grape nuts!"
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A name for a person that is just straight up amazing. They know how to make you feel better when you're having a crappy day,..
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as good as a goulash that has been cooked in a crock pot all day, and eaten after a long run
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