Golden Ham

What is Golden Ham?


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A real or fictitious golden trophy or medal depicting a large ham which is awarded every Sunday morning to that member of a fraternatiy (or other group of male friends) who fucked the fattest chick over the weekend.

Example 1: Did you see that cow that Jeff hooked up with on Friday night? Unless Mike pulls fat Sandy off waivers tonight, I don't see how Jeff doesn't pick up the Golden Ham this week.

Example 2: After three straight weeks of winning the Golden Ham, Dave decided he would just jerk himself off all weekend and not go out.

See cow tipping, love handles


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