Golden Microphone

What is Golden Microphone?

1.

Pissing on a complete strangers fist. Then yelling curse words into it.

Josh: Come here.

Ben: You just pissed on my fist.

Josh: Fuck! Cunt! Dick!

Ben: Danke Shane for the Golden Microphone.

See titties, dick

2.

Guy dips cock in Caramel Sauce, fucks chick in the ass and then gets a blow job

Went out for karaoke and dessert last night and gave this chick the golden microphone

See anal, oral, dessert, fun, bizarre

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