Golden Minge

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Slapping golden syrup on a womans vagina

Jack comes home one night to find that his girlfriend is in bed with another man. He then got very angry and punched the man on the face knocking him out. To punish his girlfriend he got the can of golden syrup from the cupboard and plastered her vagina with it. He then shouted "GOLDEN MINGE, EWWWW ITS ALL STICKY!" And she could never eat flapjacks again.

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