What is Golden Monkey?
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This is an athletic negro that got a full scholarship to an ivy league school not because he can read and write, but because he is seven and a half feet tall and plays basketball like a moefoe.
"I can't believe that golden monkey. He doesn't even know what keeps the sun shining, but he gets a full scholarship."
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A sexual act in which one throws feces at their partner and then washes it off by urinating on them.
Lianne can't get enough of the Golden Monkey, so we had to buy a tarp for the bedroom.
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A person who enjoys having sex with the fat rolls of a kankle. Often used as an insult
oh my god i hate Karren so much, shes such a kan..
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An exclamation made whilst pickpocketting an unsuspecting victim.
Combination of the exclamation yoink, and the quality brandname Yorks..
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standing over a women and proceding to squat down into her vagina, similar to an oil rig...and then when you "hit oil" it expl..
