What is Golden Monkey?
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This is an athletic negro that got a full scholarship to an ivy league school not because he can read and write, but because he is seven and a half feet tall and plays basketball like a moefoe.
"I can't believe that golden monkey. He doesn't even know what keeps the sun shining, but he gets a full scholarship."
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A sexual act in which one throws feces at their partner and then washes it off by urinating on them.
Lianne can't get enough of the Golden Monkey, so we had to buy a tarp for the bedroom.
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Something that is most definately rad and spectacular.
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Akin to robotripping, NyQuilshuffling is the abuse of the cold medicine NyQuil in order to become intoxicated. Vaguely described in the ..
