What is Golden Monkey?
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This is an athletic negro that got a full scholarship to an ivy league school not because he can read and write, but because he is seven and a half feet tall and plays basketball like a moefoe.
"I can't believe that golden monkey. He doesn't even know what keeps the sun shining, but he gets a full scholarship."
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A sexual act in which one throws feces at their partner and then washes it off by urinating on them.
Lianne can't get enough of the Golden Monkey, so we had to buy a tarp for the bedroom.
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Also called a taint brush or soul patchusually worn by an older bald douchebagor a younger half a fageither way it is passe. Maybe add s..
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when u r really happy that u have owned the other player with little effoft.
player 1: omg i died again
player 2: dude i didnt even tr..
