Golden Monkey

What is Golden Monkey?


1.

This is an athletic negro that got a full scholarship to an ivy league school not because he can read and write, but because he is seven and a half feet tall and plays basketball like a moefoe.

"I can't believe that golden monkey. He doesn't even know what keeps the sun shining, but he gets a full scholarship."

See boogie woogie, tar hose, corn hole, kobe, basketball jones

2.

A sexual act in which one throws feces at their partner and then washes it off by urinating on them.

Lianne can't get enough of the Golden Monkey, so we had to buy a tarp for the bedroom.

See sex, piss, urination, crap, feces


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