Golden Muffin

What is Golden Muffin?

1. To obtain a prized piece of ass, oftentimes a woman who can cook a man eggs and turn him out

2. After a sexual conquest, the act of peein on the vagina.

1. When Rob found Gina, he really scored a golden muffin. She can cook a steak, and carries and opens his beer with her tits.

2. Steve gave Mary a golden muffin, effectively making his territiory

See golden shower, golden muffin, pee fetish, booty, sex

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