What is Golden Muffin?
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1. To obtain a prized piece of ass, oftentimes a woman who can cook a man eggs and turn him out
2. After a sexual conquest, the act of peein on the vagina.
1. When Rob found Gina, he really scored a golden muffin. She can cook a steak, and carries and opens his beer with her tits.
2. Steve gave Mary a golden muffin, effectively making his territiory
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