Golden Pussy

What is Golden Pussy?


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The Golden Pussy is a mythological artifact that some modern women are rumored to possess. To the bearer it grants the power to capture the souls of men despite all other outward features. Most often these items are grated to women who are physically and/or personally grotesque.

Men have been known to turn their back on all other personal comforts after mingling with this powerful object. Friends family and personal wealth become secondary. Affection from the host of the artifact become the one driving force in a man's life.

"Did you see that nasty looking girl with Larry?" "She must have a golden pussy"

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