Golden Retriever Edit Meaning

1.

a sexual act in which the recipient of a golden shower collects a mouthful of the giver's urine and returns the favor

last time i gave my boyfriend a golden shower, he gave me a golden retriever.

See golden shower, deviance, urine, fetish

2.

It's a dog with yellowish fur. Golden retrievers are the best dogs ever.

The Golden retrievers sre the most beautiful dogs ever.

See dog, fur, best, golden, are, the

3.

A gentle, people-friendly breed of working dog originally bred in 1867 from a Yellow Labrador and a Tweed Water Spaniel, with that offspring later combined with the Irish Setter and Bloodhound. With hair color ranging from light blonde to deep red, the Golden Retriever can be most easily distinguished by its puffy tail plummage, altogether different from the thick, powerful tail of the Yellow Lab (the breed with which it is most often confused). Golden Retrievers may have a physique ranging from spindly and athletic to the familiar fat, furry beer keg with the wagging hindquarters and the green tennis ball hanging out of its mouth. They're house dogs (don't keep them in kennels!) and live an average of 10-12 years.

I made the mistake of setting down my burrito and it got snorked by my golden retriever.

See labrador, dog, canine

4.

Any of a breed of once useful upland game retriever with a dark gold coat known for its gentle nature and high trainability that is now being largely replaced as a heavily boned, short-legged race of almost white dogs with somewhat unpredictable temperaments. This breed was derived from the same root stock as the flat-coated retriever.

That golden retriever just took my arm off!

See golden retriever, retriever, guide dog

5.

Golden Retrievers are quite possibly the best breed of dog in the world. Originally bred to retrieve waterfowl around the late 1800s, this dog has since evolved into a war dog. Golden Retrievers have seen action against the Commies, Nazis, and Al Qaeda terrorists.

I'm off to Iraq, where is my Golden Retriever?

Sarah is a war dog, she totally just ripped Ice a new one.

If you don't agree with this definition, Sarah the War Dog will rip you a new one.

See golden retriever, war dog, iraq, dog, terrorists

6.

A girl who enjoys getting urinated on.

This girl i met is a golden retriever, she has a freaky fetish for being urinated on.

See urine, piss, golden shower, pee pee

7.

* An overly bubbly and bouncy fake blond girl with huge boobs

* An overly blond girl who is so annoying and stupid you just wanna punch her in the face

'Dude, this girl I went out with last night was such a golden retriever'