What is Golden Retriever Effect?

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1.The golden retriever effect is similar to thought process that golden retrievers have.

2monly found in teenage boys with crushes and or girlfriends.

1.)Human: Wanna play fetch?

Dog: Fetch?! FETCH IS MY FAVORITE!!!!!!!

Human: Wanna go for a walk?

Dog: Walk?! WALKS ARE MY FAVORITE!!!!!!!

Human: I can't play ball now, I need to take a nap.

Dog: Nap?! NAPS ARE MY FAVORITE!!!!!!!!!!!

2.)Bobby: Dude!! Where were you last night? You missed the party!

Bill: Oh really? Sam wanted to go to yoga class, and it sounded fun so I went with her.

Bobby: Sounds like a classic case of the Golden Retriever Effect.

See golden retriever, blonde, blondie, dumb
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