Golden Schmeeg Award

What is Golden Schmeeg Award?


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When somebody has truly and completely fucked up the night, usually due to their high drug and/or alcohol consumption.

"Someone pass this dude the Golden Schmeeg Award, he's magging all over the place."

"I definitely deserve the Golden Schmeeg Award after thinking I might die on those chems last night."

See golden, award, drugs, intoxicated


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