Golden Skan

What is Golden Skan?


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Inspired by the song by the Klaxons, this is the age old process of creeping up on someone and poking them hard as you can in the gooch whilst possibly smacking or grabbing at their bollocks! If it don't hurt it's not a golden skan! To add a bit of variety/excitement you can chant the words "golden skan" afterwards to a variety of well-known tunes, this also emphasises the annoyance and advertises to others the fact that your victim has well and truly been golden skanned!

I was walking along and got completely golden skanned, I feel so ashamed and violated!

See golden, skan, gooch, bollocks, klaxons


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