What is Golden Skan?
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Inspired by the song by the Klaxons, this is the age old process of creeping up on someone and poking them hard as you can in the gooch whilst possibly smacking or grabbing at their bollocks! If it don't hurt it's not a golden skan! To add a bit of variety/excitement you can chant the words "golden skan" afterwards to a variety of well-known tunes, this also emphasises the annoyance and advertises to others the fact that your victim has well and truly been golden skanned!
I was walking along and got completely golden skanned, I feel so ashamed and violated!
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A burger that contains all the usual ingredients apart from the refinement of a juicy wet slab of a vagina flap... with cheese.
I order..
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The hacking loud smokers cough that one gets from smoking Newport's. Sounds sickly and much like one has TB.
Newport smoker: COUGH..
