Golden Starfish

What is Golden Starfish?


1.

When a chick wants to go anal with you, instead of lube, use instant tanning lotion. It'll feel the same, but when you're done, she'll have a semi-permanant orange ring around her asshole, and she'll have no idea that it's there!

I knew Sara had cheated on me, so before I dumped her, I gave her a golden starfish

See anal, mulie, starfish, revenge

2.

When a chick wants to go anal with you, instead of lube, use instant tanning lotion. It'll feel the same, but when you're done, she'll have a semi-permanant orange ring around her asshole, and she'll have no idea that it's there!

I knew she had cheated on me so before I dumped Angela, I gave her a golden starfish.

See anal, mulie, starfish, revenge


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