Golden Ticket

What is Golden Ticket?


1.

When, like Charlie, you have been given access to the Chocolate Factory. Permission for anal.

Dude, last night she gave me the golden ticket.

See chocolate factory, anal, anal sex, chocolate starfish, cinammon ring

2.

Letting women know what your "packing" with by saying you us only the Golden wrapped magnums.

Hey Yo Shawty... I got that golden ticket!

See gold, magnum, condom, sex, packing

3.

An Extra Large condom; Magnum condom.

Girl, last night I was with Baylor, Carzell, Joshua, and Cody they all had the Golden Ticket. I got Willy Wonkad.

See magnum, little penis, mandingo

4.

A swingers free pass to have one-on-one sex, similar to a date or affair, with another swinger. Usually recieved for 'taking one for the team' or getting the 'softie'. example: I used my golden ticket to go have sex with *name* at his house. His wife was out of town but gave him permission.

Hubby said I can cum play with you tonight, cuz I earned a golden ticket on a softie last week.

See pass, freebie, gift, ticket

5.

Your period.

When you think it's near that time of the month and you peel back your panties with that feeling of suspense and anticipation and then realise you have your period, then you've 'got the Golden Ticket'. It's kind of like the menstrual equivalent of Charlie peeling back the chocolate wrapper and finding a golden ticket in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, except slightly less exciting for the ticketee.

Shit! I've got the Golden Ticket!


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