Golden Torpedo

What is Golden Torpedo?


1.

A large(Or small, whatever floats your boat)penis that is shaped like a torpedo soaked in paint.

Customer: I'd like to buy some paint.

Store Clerk: May I ask what for?

Customer: Gotta give my golden torpedo a fresh coat.

See torpedo, gold, taco, pwned


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