What is Golden Trumpet?
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When a guy goes down on a girl and she queefs and pisses in his face.
It comes from the original term a "Trumpet", where the girl only queefs in the guys face.
Friend 1: "I heard that Jeff and Clara broke up last weekend."
Friend 2: Yeah, he broke up with her when she gave him a golden trumpet."
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