Golden Unicorn

What is Golden Unicorn?


1.

Freezing your partners urine in a condom and strapping it to one's head and penetrating your partner with it.

In Aspen, after we ran out of firewood in the cabin, golden showers became untenable so we switched to golden unicorns and everyone was satiated.

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2.

Public urination with a "full erection"

Barry was really horny. He performed a Golden Unicorn in the mall fountain.

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