Goldenkawk

What is Goldenkawk?


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Not to be confused with a Chinese New Year rooster. It's not a name, it's a status. This status is not just given to anyone, it's earned. You can earn your Goldenkawk status by bicycle-kicking a volleyball off the back of Tory's head or yelling at a tootsooniethreatening to kill you with his mango!! All joking aside, Goldenkawk has been known to distract his enemies with great success. The OPPhas reported that Goldenhawk repeatedly distracted Fire Dog Willie with cappiccolla and mortadella during a security briefing with his platoon.

Goldenkawk is to be considered kawked and loaded.

Last known whereabouts: DRAMA CLASS 101; letting them rip on metal chairs after the teacher shut the lights off, PHYS-ED; telling the gymnist to "flip on out!" and ENGLISH; pulling the Kansas City Shuffle on poor Laura.. YOU KNEW YOUR WALKMAN BATTERIES WERE DEAD!!

Player1: what the fuck are you doing.. I'm on your team!??

Goldenkawk: in your moww.. in your moww

See call of duty, golden, cock, tootsoonie, moofoomoofoo, tootsoonie


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