Goldfish

What is Goldfish?


1.

the snack that smiles back

these things are really addicting

2.

Someone with an extremely short memory, or one who is extremely absentminded.

Derives from the evolutionary defense mechanism of the American Goldfish in order to stave off insanity due to boredom: "wow look at that pretty plastic tree"... "wow look at that pretty plastic tree"... "wow look at that pretty plastic tree"

"Damn...That Sue never learns... She just does the same dumb shit over and over again like a goldfish."

See forgetful, oblivious

3.

Fish-shaped crackers that are baked, not fried.

Dat bitch's gonna pop yo punk ass because yo ate dems GoldFish, yo .

4.

A pet that doesn't do anything.

My goldfish was named Snappy.

See gold, fish, crackers, animals, easy

5.

Great crackers from Peppridge farms. They're baked, not fried, come in different varieties, and smile back. Try mixing them up all in one bag.

Hmm... pretzel, pizza, cheddar, and color goldfish mixed in one bag.

See crackers, snack, food

6.

1. A cheesy cracker shaped like a fish. It tends to smile back.

2. A person who is very forgetful or seems to have no memory at all.

3. A person who wears glasses that make their eyes look huge. Much like a goldfish's.

1. Michael: What are those cheesy snacks that always smile?

Brian: You mean goldfish?

Michael: Yeah!

2. Amy: Did you finish your homework last night?

Sarah: ...I don't know...What'd you ask me?

3. Nina: You see Rachel's glasses?

Emily: Yeah, now she's a goldfish.

See snack, food, forgetful

7.

Someone with a memory of 7 seconds or less, as defined by the legendary Monty Python.

Goldfish 1: Hey, look at that castle!

Goldfish 2: What's a castle?

Goldfish 1: I don't know, why d'you ask?

Goldfish 2: Ask what?

Goldfish 1: Hey, look at that castle!

See clueless, idiot, amnesiac


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