Goldhamer Edit Meaning

1. A shitty name I came up with a few years ago for xbox live, and that I use as a nickname for a bunch of junk. A mongatard is most defini..

1. Almost having sex, but having the universe dick you over in some way. Like, so close that, could you freeze-frame the moment and displac..

1. verb. a nicer way of saying " masturbate" obviously you can replace "my" with "your" "her" or w..