Goldicrotch

What is Goldicrotch?

derogatory nickname for a person with blonde pubic hair.

Girl 1: Hey, did you hook up with that hot blonde last night?

Girl 2: No, I was scarred for life thanks to his goldicrotch.

See goldilocks, blonde, crotch, pubes

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