Goldie Locks

What is Goldie Locks?


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A woman who digs bears.

Bears turn my girlfriend on--but watching videos of overweight men with beards having sex doesn't really put me in the mood--who knew she was a goldie locks!

See beards, men, bears, sex, overweight


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