Goldilocking

What is Goldilocking?


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You let yourself into the homes of your friends or adult siblings when they are not home, and you eat their food and sleep in their bed. After Goldilocks & the 3 Bears.

I had nothing to do for 3 hours, so I went Goldilocking at my sister's house.


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