What is Goldilocks?
1.
v. to goldilocks: to try out multiple options or variations, often without paying for any or all of them, until one finds one that is "just right"
She goldilocksed her way around the theater until she found a seat she liked.
He was so, like, goldilocksing through the pants rack and now I have to fold them all.
I've never been here before, so I'll just goldilocks until I find a sweet spot.
After all of the goldilocksing of tracks, he found his favorite song and acquired quite an
eclection of music.
2.
Adjective : Describes Something, Such As An Object Or Idea, As "Just Right".
Jessica Biel's ass is Goldilocks, yo. Not too big, not to small, but just right.
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3.
1.A woman who prefers the company of fat, hairy gay men.
2.A fag-hag for bears.
She always hangs out with hairy, fat gay guys, she's a goldilocks.
4.
You put your dick in a girl's
You put you dick in a girls vagina but it's too loose
So, you put your
I hooked up with Pamela once. It was a Goldilocks experience...the first two holes just weren't working
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5.
Nickname used by True Believers for the mighty Thor.
Goldilocks has his work cut out for him this issue. He's fighting the Executioner!
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